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This is The Home Of The Celebrity Dead Pool. Stiffsville. Death Central. We make fun of famous people and the people who make them famous (i.e. you), and our main instrument of ridicule is our contest, The Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

16 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

15 Things You Didn’t Know About Death

Interesting and morbid.  Just like us.
15 Things You Didn’t Know About Death

04 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

First Three-Bagger Complete!

It was a radical shift in the world of deadpoolin’ – but the first Three-Bagger is – ahem – in the bag.
With the timely passing of Ernie Harwell, Ghosts of Stiffs Past won it with … And This Is My Other Carcass Daryl – with Daryl Gates and Merlin Olsen rounding out the trifecta.  [...]

19 February 2010 ~ 5 Comments

Who IS that guy?

Interesting page with pictures of people you recognize, but don’t necessarily KNOW.  This is a great example of why we have the all-powerful Fame Committee.

01 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

The Stiffs.com Three Bagger – How does it work?

Now that we’ve dispelled the myth of the “celebs dying in threes” thing, it’s time to start a new game where you try to get three hits.  Makes sense to us, and that’s really all that matters.
The basic principals are the same:  you pick a list of 10 would-be daisy-pushers (and one alternate in case [...]

28 January 2010 ~ 3 Comments

Celebrities dying in threes: The Big Myth

Every time you talk to someone about the fun that IS deadpoolery, there are always 3 questions:

1.  Isn’t that kind of morbid?  (Answer:  Yes)
2.  Why are you so handsome? (Answer:  I just am)
3.  Why do celebrities always die in threes?

That last one just bugs us over here at the stiffs.complex.  Let’s summarize:  they don’t.  Celebrities [...]

22 January 2010 ~ 1 Comment

New Game Coming!

It’s all about moving forward here at the stiffs.complex, and our team of dedicated dead pool PHDs have been hard at work looking for the next challenge.  And they just gave birth to their new child.
It’s called the 3 Bagger.
Same deal as always – you pick a list of 10 celebs, and an alternate (in [...]

14 January 2010 ~ 16 Comments

Newly Famous for 2010

OK – so we used to do this on some obscure, all-too-hard-to-find part of the site, but enough people bitched that we figured we should put it right up front.  These names here are the ones that are famous.  They COUNT.  These are the ones that the all-powerful Fame Committee have told us are indeed [...]

01 January 2010 ~ 2 Comments

The Commissioner’s Favorite 2010 List Names

It’s a tradition, so here they are:

I’m a Dead Celebrity – Get me out of here!
Cyst and Decease!
The Maude Squad!
Vagina Deathsquad
Giving away rings at the Holocaust
Boris Cutyourcockoff
I am Ruth’s Pancreas
80’s Child Star Mormon Prayer List
Canaries in a Coal Mine
Tic Tag Toe
Gold Medalist in the Underground Luge
Berle is a gnat fucking tweezer dick
Bag O’ Dicks
Gee that’s [...]

01 January 2010 ~ 2 Comments

Congrats to the 2009 Winners!

It was a big year kids.  For a while there mid-year, they were dropping faster than Britney’s underwear.  But the excitement had to end, and that happened last night at the stroke of midnight.  I know, because I was drinking like a sailor on leave.  You can trust me.
Working further to cement his place in [...]

21 December 2009 ~ 11 Comments

Time to play! Enter the 2010 Lee Atwater now!

The game of all games, The Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool – is now up for 2010!  Head on over to the entry page and get signed up at once.  $3000 is on the line, Poolsters!
As Dead Pool Contests go, this is the biggie.