|1.||Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts||Beth Rhymes with Death||4||24|
|3.||he say he go to buy socks||lindbergh||3||15|
|4.||That Really Was A Hattori Hanzo Sword.||tkdmel||3||12|
|5.||Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #6||FrankJac||2||15|
|6.||Live and Let Die||Radler||0||0|
His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?
(d) June 16th, 2014