Alec Guinness has been played on 52 lists, including 13 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Spitwater | CDReed | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | jnik 3 | USER00353 | 1 | 4 |
| 3. | LeBonecrusher | USER00303 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Nailed Shut | USER00615 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Neil Erickson 3 | Minnesota Neil | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Prince Nez 1 | USER00480 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | rmc4th 1 | USER00562 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | rmc4th 2 | USER00562 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | rmc4th 3 | USER00562 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | SPRINKLELIVES | USER00586 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | The Baron | USER00272 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | The Crypt Kicker Ten | USER00541 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | The Lestat Trio | USER00294 | 0 | 0 |
There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
(d) January 17th, 2001