Annette Funicello has been played on 1645 lists, including 15 lists in The March '03 Lee Jr..
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| 1. | Stiffi Graff | USER01841 | 3 | 10 |
| 2. | Gwen Stiffani | USER01841 | 2 | 15 |
| 3. | Corpses For Cash NJ | Jackalope_Ghost | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | The Thirsty Rhino | USER00036 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Justin Hale 01 | USER01531 | 1 | 7 |
| 6. | Justin Hale 04 | USER01531 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Justin Hale 06 | USER01531 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Justin Hale 10 | USER01531 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | I Would Have Made A Good Pope | USER00750 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Soon B Gonn VII | Edhead22 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Carcass Cavalcade 1 | robbo | 1 | 4 |
| 12. | id rather be dead than red | USER01606 | 1 | 4 |
| 13. | BOTHEKNIFEMANVI | USER01826 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Soul Train 2 | robbo | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Tish's list | USER01832 | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004