Edward Teller has been played on 180 lists, including 25 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | AIN'T NO USE TO HIDE YOUR DYIN' EYES | USER02791 | 4 | 23 |
| 2. | One Foot in the Grave...The other on a Banana peel | 000002 | 3 | 17 |
| 3. | Obit 3 | USER00059 | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Paulie Walnuts | RJ Thurmont | 2 | 9 |
| 5. | Belly - Up !!!!!!!! | 000002 | 2 | 8 |
| 6. | ORSON 'BABE' WELLES | USER02623 | 2 | 7 |
| 7. | Wombat 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 7 |
| 8. | dalton | USER00500 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Roadrunner | USER00890 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | theyarealloldorsick | USER00094 | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Lucky Linda 1 | USER00292 | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Lucky Linda 2 | USER00292 | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | sirotilc | USER02747 | 1 | 2 |
| 14. | Amy Sue 1 | Amy Sue | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Dr. B. 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Eighty's Enough | USER00982 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Go See God | USER03383 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Hamdancer | USER00938 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Hardanger | Hardanger Dies Today | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Jack Large | razorben | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Kapitalist | USER00838 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Legion Of Doom 2000 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Lucky Linda 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Roginator | USER00828 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Stiff Willie | USER00947 | 0 | 0 |
He always blamed himself for getting mauled onstage by a tiger. In his defense, everyone else blamed him, too.
(d) May 8th, 2020