Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 30 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
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1. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 22 |
2. | DNR/DNI 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
3. | The Great Communicator | USER00673 | 3 | 18 |
4. | Nurseboy's Big 'C' | Nurseboy | 3 | 16 |
5. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 3 | 14 |
6. | Andre's Pirating The 2000 Leaders | USER02618 | 2 | 16 |
7. | Farty | DePressED | 2 | 16 |
8. | Vicious Piranha - Smells Like ... Victory | USER03523 | 2 | 15 |
9. | Bob Hope's Plant Food Express | USER02811 | 2 | 12 |
10. | POPE 7 | USER02764 | 2 | 11 |
11. | Man In The Box 2 | USER02732 | 2 | 10 |
12. | Tim McVeigh | USER03506 | 2 | 10 |
13. | Et Tu Kevork 1 | USER00901 | 1 | 10 |
14. | Paradise Syndrome | USER02811 | 1 | 10 |
15. | Darryl's Death Wish | USER02811 | 1 | 9 |
16. | I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead | USER00058 | 1 | 9 |
17. | Perfect Ten | USER02811 | 1 | 9 |
18. | Not Gotti Nuff Time 1 | USER00621 | 1 | 8 |
19. | Reaper's minion | USER00979 | 1 | 8 |
20. | Slebs on Slabs | USER02811 | 1 | 8 |
21. | POPE 6 | USER00108 | 1 | 7 |
22. | CaptnK | USER01116 | 1 | 6 |
23. | Dead And Roses | USER03528 | 1 | 6 |
24. | POPE 4 | USER00108 | 1 | 6 |
25. | Letter Opener of Death | ed head | 1 | 4 |
26. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
27. | Blackadder 3 | USER02636 | 0 | 0 |
28. | Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 0 | 0 |
29. | Legion Of Doom 2001-A | USER00497 | 0 | 0 |
30. | Wednesday 3 | USER02836 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003