Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including one list in The April '00 Lee Jr..

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1.Grammar BitchUSER0104100
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Apparently, the question has finally been answered, and it's been decided that, rather than staying, he should go now.

(d) December 22nd, 2002