John Mills has been played on 183 lists, including 73 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.BuckBuck842
2.MA03: It's not just Eli Manning making him illUSER01375745
3.Dr. Steve1Dr. Steve739
4.DGD - Actuarial PercentagesDGD735
5.95 Plus ClubJohnRandy734
6.MA13: Ralph Edwards--This Was Your Life!USER01375641
7.A Grateful Deadhead IIJudysomething639
8.Al and Trollette Combotrollette639
9.BRAX 919 YearsUSER02104636
10.Dirt Nap ExpressUSER01690633
11.SipilaUSER02247633
12.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED630
13.grand spinet 1USER02172537
14.mmb15USER00812533
15.HERBS HELLCATSUSER01226529
16.Lym PhomaMaudieG434
17.JODAMODAMANPolKat433
18.90 is Enough - The ActorsDollar Bill432
19.MA08: She made her mind up back in ChelseaUSER01375430
20.Bairbones1BairBones429
21.Mel AnomaMaudieG429
22.Cubby 2Loki428
23.Evil Monkey sez YER OLD NOW GITUSER01755428
24.Esprit de CorpseUSER02169427
25.If You All Die I WInUSER00750427
26.We Spin TerrorUSER01145427
27.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Cancel Your ReservationFTG426
28.Drop Dead GorgeousUSER01688425
29.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Last BanditFTG425
30.DGD - These People Are Famous?DGD421
31.Evil Mole People Found in WyomingUSER00750421
32.In the long run we are all dead 2005USER02056421
33.SDAC - (You Can Run, But You'll Only Die Tired)USER01718419
34.Team Formalin Ianarchess419
35.Frankie2DePressED417
36.Femme Fatale: Exit Stage LeftUSER01205327
37.Date with an Angel of DeathStarwanderer326
38.RMD List Number 1Black Dog325
39.Baxley - Never To See 100Baxley324
40.Venus LovemotionDePressED324
41.Abra CadaverUSER01787322
42.TOETAGGERTOOWallbanger321
43.Death Soup: Remains of the DayMJ and Friends320
44.Q TIPSQuincy320
45.Silvr13USER02155318
46.Der Fuhrer Does Not Say Achtung BabyUSER00750316
47.DGD - The English PerspectiveDGD316
48.Bloody Mary #1USER01804313
49.Grandma Cowman's Angelic Angel Food CakeUSER02018312
50.PJT 2005 (c)Paul of St. Augustine312
51.SirDrexl's StiffsSirDrexl311
52.Chicken at Tresky'sChicken at Tresky's219
53.Fat Lady is Singing 2USER01830219
54.You Owe An Apology SenatorFrankie Pentangeli219
55.Nice Cup Of TeaUSER01880218
56.Sleeps with the FishesTrout218
57.The British are DyingDiamond Geezer218
58.All Male all the time2USER01289217
59.Circling the DrainDiamond Geezer217
60.DePressED5DePressED217
61.90 and Out says SweedpeaUSER00348216
62.A Century-Old Cooter Croaker 2tom6904213
63.Grandma Cowman's Ghoulish GoulashUSER02018213
64.ACP2 Lady Bird is a stupid name for a personACP212
65.Com on Die Already 2USER02190211
66.Com on Die AlreadyUSER02190210
67.Mourning Becomes Carmen ElectraDiamondToothGertie29
68.pleasedieinorderHello it's me29
69.Q's Other TipsQuincy29
70.As If It Were Your Last #3Minnesota Neil28
71.A Good Day to DieBig Bald Jon16
72.Thats All Folks 63Digger O Dell 1016
73.Kurt Cobains Trigger FingerUSER0209212
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.

(d) December 6th, 2000