Johnny Longden has been played on 152 lists, including 75 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Quiet GunFTG521
2.A Paycheck Doesn't Go As Far As It Used ToUSER00750426
3.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Ride The Man DownFTG426
4.i HOPE BOB dies this year 3USER00986421
5.Die2KUSER01161420
6.Rudy Russo For Senate Trust MeFTG414
7.Toe Tag 1USER01763321
8.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Rage At DawnFTG319
9.Die2PUSER01161318
10.Madam SpankalotDePressED318
11.Die2OUSER01161317
12.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Coroner CreekFTG317
13.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Girl In The WoodsFTG317
14.Jack Morris Wins In 10 InningsUSER01809317
15.Die2UUSER01161316
16.Blowing The Living Shit Out of High PricesFTG315
17.DePressED 4DePressED315
18.I AM BECOME DEATH 2K3USER01769315
19.I Was In Great Shape Until Roone DiedGhoul Girl315
20.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 1USER00058315
21.Mission Impossible, Starring Greg MorrisUSER01809315
22.A Little Big To Be Playing in the Fucking MudFTG314
23.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 3USER00058314
24.Look Dad Bare TitsFTG314
25.ShekmateUSER00750314
26.NOT COMPLETELY DEAD, JUST MOSTLY DEAD 2USER00316313
27.Sarky - King MeUSER00312313
28.Stiff Upper Lip: Corpses of LondonUSER01332313
29.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Keeper Of The FlameFTG312
30.Oh Billy Jack When Are You Coming Back?USER00750312
31.DePressED 6DePressED216
32.DePressED 1DePressED215
33.DePressED 2DePressED215
34.Warren ZevonDePressED215
35.And Then There Were NoneDePressED214
36.Don Pescado-What's your line?USER01513214
37.Mach MitUSER00750214
38.Savannah StarDePressED214
39.ZoomMasterDePressED214
40.Barbie SpreadumDePressED213
41.Pepster 4USER01583213
42.C. Reeve - Crunchy ToejamUSER00020212
43.DePressED 7DePressED212
44.FTG: Seattle Slew Is a Thumbdick TooFTG212
45.Ghoul Girl 2Ghoul Girl212
46.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 2USER00058212
47.Redsox Fan 121BCeltics212
48.$$DING DING DING$$Biff Thanatos211
49.CherryRobertsDePressED211
50.DePressED 9DePressED211
51.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTG211
52.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED211
53.Now My Hair's Perfect TooUSER00750211
54.Ghoul Girl 1Ghoul Girl210
55.Venus LovemotionDePressED210
56.Doc--I'd Like to Meet Liz Taylor (Aaaaahooooo!)Doc & DJ29
57.MK - Going, Going, GoneMBalmed29
58.The Forbidden PoolUSER0067329
59.The Ghost Who Walks 12USER0153129
60.DePressED 3DePressED28
61.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Call That Whiskey?FTG28
62.Dead as a can of Spam 2Oh No You Ditten26
63.Goddammit 1goddammit26
64.ONE_BY_ONEUSER0152525
65.Agatha's HordeUSER0180719
66.hl 1USER0155519
67.Last NaziUSER0067319
68.This Is It!USER0067318
69.Cartman's Single Bullet TheoryUSER0101317
70.Warren's WinnersUSER0067317
71.Doc--Fuck Dave WannstedtDoc & DJ15
72.Feeling SicklyUSER0067314
73.Paddy O'Bitchery 2USER0005914
74.E-Brake 2: Alt.Stiffs Mascots? Blurt and ErnieE-Brake12
75.Mafia Actuary 10USER0137512
 

 

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Despite the fact that he was considered a hardass and didn't work well with others, and despite the fact that Jordan and and Phil Jackson both hated him, he actually seemed like a real dick.

(d) March 21st, 2017