Kirk Douglas has been played on 5308 lists, including 8 lists in The Harmon Killebrew Memorial Three Bagger.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Body Bag Bus IIIBuzz110
2.JON 1Jon0006019
3.JON 2Jon0006019
4.Greener AcresDolourous15
5.111 ajlposhajlposh14
6.At last I'm deadshorty7ft00
7.Goauld_Man7Goauld_Man00
8.Rails Late Nitewsprotte00
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998