Mitch Miller has been played on 743 lists, including 84 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.MA13: Ralph Edwards--This Was Your Life!USER01375641
2.MA06: TKO in the 99th roundUSER01375638
3.grand spinet 1USER02172537
4.Kolchack The Night Stalker 4000002537
5.$000002535
6.Cold Dripping BloodUSER00872535
7.&000002531
8.Martha PearlDiane528
9.Moraxian: Matriculating FishMoraxian429
10.Bairbones2BairBones428
11.Toes Up #6USER02025428
12.Wolfman RatUSER00492428
13.The Armchair MessiahUSER01743426
14.ValhallelujahBarker J. Wagtail426
15.PepsterUSER01583422
16.Pepster 3USER01583422
17.!000002419
18.Date with an Angel of DeathStarwanderer326
19.Dr. Steve3Dr. Steve325
20.Please Die. I Wanna Win.Beer Ninja325
21.Venus LovemotionDePressED324
22.Ritz's A-ListUSER01786323
23.Death is a good thing right?Big Guy322
24.Die ya BastardsUSER01452322
25.Fat Lady is Singing 3USER01830322
26.Loki 2Loki322
27.Bloody Mary #2USER01804321
28.TOETAGGERTOOWallbanger321
29.Reagans Prefrontal CortexUSER02118317
30.Please Die for our Beer MoneyUSER01894316
31.Tsunami MommyEWWWWWW316
32.Googuse ?ber Allesgooguse315
33.the living deadUSER02239314
34.TEAM OBE 1USER00909310
35.Woody DeadpeckerUSER0175339
36.90 is Enough - The LeadersUSER00879219
37.Askin for the reaper to visitStarwanderer219
38.Damn you all 1goddammit219
39.Death HagUSER02237219
40.DIET OF WORMSUSER02084219
41.Killer Kuna's KryptTrout219
42.Soon B GonnEdhead22219
43.Jon 3Jon00060218
44.No one ever dies when I want them to!USER01838217
45.90 and Out says SweedpeaUSER00348216
46.Die Already, will ya?!3Bucket Kickers216
47.Krem's List 2005Krem99215
48.IAGO 3IAGO214
49.The NY CommieUSER01991214
50.Femme Fatale: Music of the NightUSER01205213
51.Fettucine al Dead-oMarkMx213
52.LIVE IT UPUSER02045213
53.mmb1USER00812213
54.Ritz's Old TimersUSER01786213
55.Roses R Red U Is DeadUSER00661213
56.Satan's Waitin'Barker J. Wagtail212
57.Z DeadestUSER00348212
58.IAGO 1IAGO211
59.Paul's ListUSER0215129
60.Dawn of the Dead 2USER0203027
61.DEATHBITCHPIANOGIRL27
62.#00000226
63.JMD - Estates up for AuctionMr Wonderful26
64.YOU WILL DIE!!!!USER0094726
65.JackChaput3USER0188125
66.Digger O Dell 57Digger O Dell 10110
67.JMC Hearse 1CUSER00997110
68.Look Beneath the SurfaceBairBones110
69.Baxley - Never Heard Of Em (and Mitch)Baxley19
70.NVN:Somebody has to pay for my next Disney tripNo Viagra Needed19
71.oldpeopledietooUSER0216019
72.Toe Tag Abe & The FlatlinersUSER0066119
73.Jeebus Clubs You 3Hugh G. Wrekshun18
74.A Grateful DeadheadJudysomething16
75.PJT 2005 (b)USER0192014
76.Reapers Keepers 1USER0176513
77.Circling the Drain 3JustDie12
78.Reap 'Em & Weep #2USER0055712
79.dead-men-walking2cape cadaver00
80.DEATHBITCH3PIANOGIRL00
81.Dirt NapUSER0212300
82.Dirt Naps For Fun And Profit 3FrankJac00
83.No More BMUSER0208000
84.TOETAGGERMOREWallbanger00
 

 

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(d) March 3rd, 2018