Red Adair has been played on 32 lists, including 5 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Madam Spankalot | DePressED | 3 | 18 |
| 2. | Troll 3 | Death Troll | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | FemmeFatale 1 | USER01205 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | The Green Reapers All You Can Eat Maggot Bar | USER01414 | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | Please die, I'm poor 3 | USER00657 | 0 | 0 |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999