Simon Phillip Cowell has been played on 2 lists, including one list in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.onyx2783 #2onyx278314
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

When we said we needed you, you said you would always stay. It wasn't us who changed, but you, and now you've gone away. Bitch.

(d) March 2nd, 1999