Simon Phillip Cowell has been played on 2 lists, including one list in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.

(d) July 18th, 1997