Van Johnson has been played on 116 lists, including 10 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Digger O Dell 3 | Digger O Dell 10 | 3 | 12 |
| 2. | You're gonna miss my living | Rhody Trash | 2 | 19 |
| 3. | NO SHAME NO SHAME | USER00809 | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | NO SHAME NO SHAME 2 | USER00809 | 2 | 10 |
| 5. | Arbeit Macht Frei | ttc4319 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Fade to Black | USER02223 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | TOETAGGERMORE | Wallbanger | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | DYED DEAD RED V | USER02281 | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Is that a heartbeat I hear ... Nah 1 | ttc4319 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Reap 'Em & Weep #2 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003