Instant Fucko Love Handle

If you've ever spent any time at all partying with our pal and PR Guy, Fucko the Clown, you know that sooner or later, everyone gets a love handle. Now, we're not talking about some faggoty-assed locker room nickname, like "Boomer" or "Sparky," and we don't mean a common display of pathetic, street-gang-esque machismo, like "Lil' Wolfy" or "El Pachuco." No, we're talking about names that most folks aren't real anxious to answer to. These titles are hurled, not bestowed, and they're delivered viciously, without a hint of affection.

Well, now you, too, can experience the same special kind of camaraderie shared by countless others who've either hung with or encountered the Fuckster on the streets of Hollywood. It's easy. And it's free! Just type in your real name, exactly as you would tell it to the cops, and at the touch of a button ... voila!

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