This list was submitted by USER01083 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 8:43 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
8 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
5 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
18 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998