This list was submitted by vomit_god on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:49 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
9 | Art Carney | November 9th, 2003 | 85 |
8 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
7 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
6 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Ron Santo | December 3rd, 2010 | 70 |
2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
1 | Emperor Akihito | Alive | ? |
17 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003