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This list was submitted by vomit_god on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:49 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
9Art Carney November 9th, 200385
8Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
7Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
6Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
3Ron SantoDecember 3rd, 201070
2Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
1Emperor AkihitoAlive?
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003