This list was submitted by USER03276 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Richard Harris | October 25th, 2002 | 72 |
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 5 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 4 | Oral Roberts | December 15th, 2009 | 91 |
| 3 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 2 | P. Diddy | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999