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This list was submitted by USER00673 on Monday, February 3rd, 2003 at 2:56 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
8Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
7King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
6Simon WiesenthalSeptember 20th, 200596
5Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
4Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
3Jim MarshallAlive?
2Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
1William ManchesterJune 1st, 200482
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

I tell you, Barn, it's gonna be good to see ol' Brownie and Kleiner and Foster again - hey, do me a favor, wouldja? Tell Wojo and Fish and the rest of the boys back at the ol' One-Two that a certain Inspector Franklin D. Luger'll be puttin' in a good word for 'em with the big guy upstairs . . . y'know, just in case. Ten-Four, Barn. Over and out.

(d) September 16th, 2002