This list was submitted by DePressED on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 10:31 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
7 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
5 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
4 | Bobby Bonds | August 23rd, 2003 | 57 |
3 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
2 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
1 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
21 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021