This list was submitted by USER01895 on Saturday, December 27th, 2003 at 6:52 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
8 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
7 | Sparky Anderson | November 4th, 2010 | 76 |
6 | Soupy Sales | October 22nd, 2009 | 83 |
5 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
4 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
3 | Red Auerbach | October 28th, 2006 | 89 |
2 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
1 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
12 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003