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This list was submitted by maxwell's silver hammer on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 6:00 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Michael JacksonJune 25th, 200950
7Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
6Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
5Bo DiddleyJune 2nd, 200879
4Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
3Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
2Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
1Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021