This list was submitted by Sarkon on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 10:08 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Julia Child | August 13th, 2004 | 91 |
9 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
8 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Spiro Agnew | September 17th, 1996 | 77 |
6 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
5 | Gordon Lightfoot | May 1st, 2023 | 84 |
4 | John Galbraith | April 29th, 2006 | 97 |
3 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
2 | Studs Terkel | October 31st, 2008 | 96 |
1 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
10 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021