This list was submitted by USER00308 on Saturday, December 25th, 2004 at 7:25 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Larry 'Bud' Melman | March 19th, 2007 | 85 |
9 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
8 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
7 | Mike Wallace | April 7th, 2012 | 93 |
6 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
5 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
4 | Helen Thomas | July 20th, 2013 | 92 |
3 | Barnard Hughes | July 11th, 2006 | 90 |
2 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
1 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
9 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003