This list was submitted by Digger O Dell 10 on Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 at 5:06 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Preacher Roe | November 9th, 2008 | 92 |
9 | Jack Palance | November 10th, 2006 | 87 |
8 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
7 | Dick Martin | May 24th, 2008 | 86 |
6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
5 | Bobby Thomson | August 17th, 2010 | 86 |
4 | Dick Cavett | Alive | 87 |
3 | Robert Blake | March 9th, 2023 | 89 |
2 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
1 | Liza Minnelli | Alive | 78 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998