This list was submitted by DEEJ on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 7:37 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George W. Bush | Alive | ? |
9 | Andrew Young | Alive | ? |
8 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
7 | O.J. Simpson | Alive | ? |
6 | Robert Bork | December 19th, 2012 | 85 |
5 | Hal Holbrook | January 23rd, 2021 | 95 |
4 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
3 | Tariq Aziz | June 5th, 2015 | 79 |
2 | Eugene McCarthy | December 10th, 2005 | 89 |
1 | Red Buttons | July 13th, 2006 | 87 |
2 points | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014