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This list was submitted by DEEJ on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 7:37 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George W. BushAlive?
9Andrew YoungAlive?
8Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
7O.J. SimpsonAlive?
6Robert BorkDecember 19th, 201285
5Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
4Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
3Tariq AzizJune 5th, 201579
2Eugene McCarthy December 10th, 200589
1Red ButtonsJuly 13th, 200687
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014