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This list was submitted by USER01909 on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 7:22 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
9Arthur ClarkeMarch 19th, 200890
8Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
7Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
6Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
5Dick CheneyAlive78
4Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
3Courtney LoveAlive55
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003