This list was submitted by USER01909 on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 7:22 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Augusto Pinochet||December 10th, 2006||91|
|9||Arthur Clarke||March 19th, 2008||90|
|8||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|7||Maureen O'Hara||October 24th, 2015||95|
|6||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|4||Dick Clark||April 18th, 2012||82|
|2||Jerry Lewis||August 20th, 2017||91|
|1||Roger Ebert||April 4th, 2013||70|
|8 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003