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This list was submitted by Rhody Trash on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:37 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
9Johnny Carson January 23rd, 200579
8Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
7Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
6Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
5Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Not Famous 
2Claiborne PellJanuary 1st, 200990
1Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999