This list was submitted by Rhody Trash on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:37 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
9 | Johnny Carson | January 23rd, 2005 | 79 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
6 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
5 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
3 | Not Famous | ||
2 | Claiborne Pell | January 1st, 2009 | 90 |
1 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
28 points | 4 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999