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This list was submitted by USER00044 on Friday, June 5th, 1998 at 12:27 AM PDT for The June '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Not Famous 
9Not Famous 
8Sonny BlochMarch 10th, 199861
7Not Famous 
6Not Famous 
5Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
4Iron Eyes CodyJanuary 4th, 199994
3Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
2Judith ExnerSeptember 24th, 199965
1Morton DowneyMarch 12th, 200157
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003