This list was submitted by USER00044 on Friday, June 5th, 1998 at 12:27 AM PDT for The June '98 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|8||Sonny Bloch||March 10th, 1998||61|
|5||Madame Chiang Kai-Shek||October 23rd, 2003||106|
|4||Iron Eyes Cody||January 4th, 1999||94|
|3||Elisabeth Kubler-Ross||August 24th, 2004||78|
|2||Judith Exner||September 24th, 1999||65|
|1||Morton Downey||March 12th, 2001||57|
|0 points||0 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003