This list was submitted by USER00143 on Wednesday, July 29th, 1998 at 10:17 PM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Liz Taylor||March 23rd, 2011||79|
|9||Fay Wray||August 8th, 2004||96|
|8||Evel Knievel||November 30th, 2007||69|
|7||Anthony Newley||April 14th, 1999||?|
|6||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|5||Annette Funicello||April 8th, 2013||70|
|4||Ian Dury||March 27th, 2000||57|
|3||Shari Lewis||August 2nd, 1998||65|
|2||Larry Linville||April 10th, 2000||?|
|1||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|3 points||1 hit|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999