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This list was submitted by USER00143 on Wednesday, July 29th, 1998 at 10:17 PM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
9Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
8Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
7Anthony NewleyApril 14th, 1999?
6Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Ian DuryMarch 27th, 200057
3Shari Lewis August 2nd, 199865
2Larry LinvilleApril 10th, 2000?
1Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999