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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 4:37 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
9Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Karl Malden July 1st, 200997
6Farrah Fawcett June 25th, 200962
5Miep GiesJanuary 11th, 2010100
4Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
3Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
2Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
1Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
27 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021