This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 4:37 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
9 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
6 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
5 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
4 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
3 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
2 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
1 | Eddie Van Halen | October 6th, 2020 | 65 |
27 points | 5 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021