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This list was submitted by More Beer on Monday, December 21st, 2009 at 9:16 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
9Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
8Carol ChanningAlive97
7Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
6Alan GreenspanAlive92
5Al DavisOctober 8th, 201182
4Jimmy CarterAlive93
3Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
2Dr. Ruth WestheimerAlive?
1Sophia LorenAlive?
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998