This list was submitted by More Beer on Monday, December 21st, 2009 at 9:16 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Jack LaLanne||January 23rd, 2011||96|
|9||Kim Jong-il||December 18th, 2011||70|
|7||Jim Nabors||November 30th, 2017||87|
|5||Al Davis||October 8th, 2011||82|
|3||Stephen Hawking||March 13th, 2018||76|
|2||Dr. Ruth Westheimer||Alive||?|
|0 points||0 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998