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This list was submitted by Jon00060 on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 6:05 PM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bryant GumbelAlive69
9Dennis Hopper May 29th, 201074
8Elizabeth EdwardsDecember 7th, 201061
7Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
6Penny MarshallAlive74
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Loretta LynnAlive83
3John Wooden June 4th, 201099
2Barbara BillingsleyOctober 16th, 201094
1Ruth Bader GinsburgAlive84
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999