This list was submitted by Goauld_Man on Friday, September 24th, 2010 at 3:13 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Michael Andretti | Alive | ? |
9 | Marina Oswald | Alive | ? |
8 | Paris Hilton | Alive | 43 |
7 | Richard Chamberlain | Alive | 90 |
6 | Richard Dawson | June 2nd, 2012 | 79 |
5 | Paul McCartney | Alive | 81 |
4 | Claus von Bulow | May 25th, 2019 | 92 |
3 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
2 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
1 | Slim Whitman | June 19th, 2013 | 89 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000