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This list was submitted by Dr. Who on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010 at 8:11 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dr. Who's Celebrity Boneyard 2011 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
9Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
8Tony MartinJuly 30th, 201298
7Jack LaLanne January 23rd, 201196
6Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
5Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
4Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
3Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
2Sargent Shriver January 18th, 201195
1C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999