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This list was submitted by Pezintree on Thursday, December 23rd, 2010 at 4:48 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the RMA Last Chance Bar & Grill Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
8Dick CheneyAlive77
7Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
4Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
3Michael DouglasAlive73
2Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
1Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999