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This list was submitted by BONKMEISTER on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 1:30 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
7Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
6Bobby DoerrNovember 13th, 201799
5Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
4Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
3Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
2Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003