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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 4:04 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Michael DouglasAlive79
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
6Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
5Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
1Kim Jong-il December 18th, 201170
6 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.

(d) January 17th, 2001