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This list was submitted by Phitz1 on Thursday, March 24th, 2011 at 2:48 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

This list is in the Wait who died? Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
6Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
5William ShatnerAlive93
4Leonard NimoyFebruary 27th, 201583
3Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
2George W. BushAlive?
1Jimmy CarterAlive99
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003