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This list was submitted by Sid Sims on Friday, April 8th, 2011 at 3:21 PM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..

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Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8James Arness June 3rd, 201188
7Glynis JohnsAlive95
6Lauren BacallAugust 12th, 201489
5Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
4Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
3B. B. King May 14th, 201589
2Bill CosbyAlive81
1Jimmy CarterAlive94
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998