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This list was submitted by dodger50 on Monday, October 31st, 2011 at 4:28 PM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
8Michael DouglasAlive79
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
2Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003