This list was submitted by dodger50 on Monday, October 31st, 2011 at 4:28 PM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
8 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 79 |
7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
4 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
3 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
2 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
1 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003