Styrofoam Bologna 2

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This list was submitted by Gina3030 on Wednesday, December 28th, 2011 at 9:10 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Etta James January 20th, 201273
8Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
3Yitzhak Shamir June 30th, 201296
2Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
1Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003