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This list was submitted by unit13 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 4:25 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Ivan Demyanyuk March 17th, 201291
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
4Ray Bradbury June 6th, 201291
3Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
2Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
1Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998