This list was submitted by unit13 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 4:25 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Etta James||January 20th, 2012||73|
|9||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|8||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|7||Ivan Demyanyuk||March 17th, 2012||91|
|6||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|5||Eydie Gorme||August 10th, 2013||84|
|4||Ray Bradbury||June 6th, 2012||91|
|3||Jack Klugman||December 24th, 2012||90|
|2||Ariel Sharon||January 11th, 2014||85|
|1||Jake LaMotta||September 19th, 2017||96|
|24 points||4 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998