This list was submitted by Rachel A on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 12:10 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Aretha Franklin||August 16th, 2018||76|
|9||Etta James||January 20th, 2012||73|
|8||Fidel Castro||November 25th, 2016||90|
|6||Jack Klugman||December 24th, 2012||90|
|4||Luise Rainer||December 30th, 2014||104|
|3||Helen Thomas||July 20th, 2013||92|
|1||Rip Torn||July 9th, 2019||88|
|15 points||2 hits|
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014