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This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 1:27 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Clinton Road Thunderdome Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
8Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
7Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
6Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
5Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
4Louis FarrakhanAlive84
3Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
2Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999