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This list was submitted by Rexhanover on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 4:47 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Rex Hanover sucks balls Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Ernest Borgnine July 8th, 201295
8Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
7Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
6Olivia de HavillandAlive102
5Vera LynnAlive101
4Peter TorkAlive76
3Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Kirk DouglasAlive101
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002