This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 9:27 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Robin Gibb||May 20th, 2012||62|
|9||Gary Carter||February 16th, 2012||57|
|8||Etta James||January 20th, 2012||73|
|7||Hugo Chavez||March 5th, 2013||58|
|6||Buddy Ryan||June 28th, 2016||85|
|5||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|4||Aretha Franklin||August 16th, 2018||76|
|3||Hosni Mubarak||February 25th, 2020||91|
|2||Joe Paterno||January 22nd, 2012||85|
|1||Jerry Lewis||August 20th, 2017||91|
|29 points||4 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999