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This list was submitted by alan smithee on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 9:31 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Jerry Sandusky Boneyard for Kids! Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
6Mitzi ShoreApril 11th, 201887
5Prince PhilipAlive99
4Art Modell September 6th, 201287
3Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
2Ayatollah KhameneiAlive80
1Not Famous 
30 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003