|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Etta James||January 20th, 2012||73|
|9||Abdelbaset Al Megrahi||May 20th, 2012||60|
|8||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|7||Robin Gibb||May 20th, 2012||62|
|6||Mitzi Shore||April 11th, 2018||87|
|4||Art Modell||September 6th, 2012||87|
|3||Run Run Shaw||January 6th, 2014||106|
|30 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003