This list was submitted by FireMutt35 on Saturday, December 29th, 2012 at 6:21 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Stan Lee | November 12th, 2018 | 95 |
9 | Gordie Howe | June 10th, 2016 | 88 |
8 | Nick Nolte | Alive | 83 |
7 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 37 |
6 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
5 | Artie Lange | Alive | 56 |
4 | Burt Young | October 8th, 2023 | 83 |
3 | Jerry Buss | February 18th, 2013 | 79 |
2 | Charlie Sheen | Alive | 58 |
1 | Eddie Van Halen | October 6th, 2020 | 65 |
3 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003