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This list was submitted by bridgy on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 6:20 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
8Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
5George H.W. BushAlive94
4Olivia de HavillandAlive102
3Kirk DouglasAlive101
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003