This list was submitted by bridgy on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 6:20 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|9||Eli Wallach||June 24th, 2014||98|
|8||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|7||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|6||Nelson Mandela||December 5th, 2013||95|
|5||George H.W. Bush||Alive||94|
|4||Olivia de Havilland||Alive||102|
|2||Fidel Castro||November 25th, 2016||90|
|1||Jake LaMotta||September 19th, 2017||96|
|14 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003